I am not your “gay best friend,” I don’t give a fuck about your curtains.
I hate abortion. I hate weed. I hate drugs. I hate Obama. I hate the liberal agenda. I hate the new health care bill. I hate the unbalanced budget. I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I love Guns. I love freedom. I love the Constitution. I love Chik-fil-a. I love the NRA. Above all I love liberty. Problem?
I’m fine with everything else but-
Abortion is a choice and having a choice is a liberty
Also gay individuals marrying is another liberty
other than that you’re good to go
Fuck OP. If you want to smoke weed, do drugs, or eat Chik-Fil-A it’s all the same. It’s not exactly good for your health, but it’s your right to be able to do so. And you’ve got no right to tell anyone what to do with their body. Oh, and I’d like to suggest that you exercise your constitutional right to go suck a big fat cock.
I feel like he might have been trying to say that he believes in all these things, but above all else, he believes in the individual’s right to choose for themselves, and thus what he believes is rather irrelevant in the scheme of things. If that was the case, it was a good message, but worded really badly.
No, that’s not what he’s saying at all.
Just another douchebag bigot in a uniform.
Do people like this even know what the word “freedom” actually means, or do they just repeat it over and over because they read it off a bumper sticker with a picture of an American flag on it? I mean, he’s essentially saying “I love freedom but only when it applies to me.”
Sorry to frighten the fuck out of my new followers.
THIS^ is love. I was dying, due to pcp pneumonia and acute respiratory failure/distress. I lost over 150lbs, one of my lungs collapsed and will never re inflate, I had chest tubes, multiple IV’s, I was on a ventilator, had a tracheostomy, had to re-learn how to walk, talk, eat and breathe on my own, all over again. My husband, was there for me EVERY. FUCKING. DAY. The amazing doctors and nurses at KU Medical Center ALL commented on how amazingly dedicated my husband was. How few husbands show such tenderness and love. I would have died, had he not been there to keep me going.
I have a man who wiped my ass for me because I messed myself in my hospital bed.
Now, tell me that we are going to ruin the sanctity of marriage and I will bust your fucking teeth out.
This needs more fucking notes. This is amazing.<3
This needs a million notes.
I was kind of hoping that Newt would pick up Cain to be his VP. That would have been the funniest presidential race ever- sitcom worthy. Like Turk and JD from Scrubs but with less brainpower.
And probably even more sexual tension too.
Newt Gingrich is a shitty fucking liar, Ron Paul is a racist fucking asshole, Michelle Bachmann is a stupid fucking moron, Herman Cain is a goddamn joke, Rick Perry doesn’t know anything about the way the government works, and they’re all homophobic pieces of shit. And as a bonus: Donald Trump is a self-imporant fucking scumbag. Oh, and fuck Mitt Romney too.
Oh fuck you. Fuck you fuck you fuck you.
Can people please for the fucking love of all things holy stop disrespecting the President of the United States? Not just as the POTUS but as, you know, a human being? What in the ever-living fuck is wrong with you?
How is this even a joke? Are you that simple that a poorly photoshopped image of the president, a Geico reference, and the n-word are all it take to make you laugh?
“”This wouldn’t be tolerated if it was Michelle Obama, it shouldn’t be tolerated for a conservative woman,”
-Michelle Bachmann, regarding The Roots playing Fishbone’s “Lyin’ Ass Bitch” for her intro music.
First off, The Roots are one of the favorite bands and the fact that they did this made me so happy. But anyway…
The thing Bachmann seems to not understand about this is that she is in fact, a liar. And that is not even opinion. There is no debating that. She has lied about the HPV vaccine, the ACLU’s involvement with interrogation, the role of Planned Parenthood, and so many other things. One could argue that she’s not a liar, she is just wrong, but for someone in her position who so many people listen to (for some unfeasible reason), being misinformed and accidentally spreading misinformation is at least just as bad as intentionally doing so. The fact that she is a conservative has nothing to do with it (insofar as the fact that she is a conservative has nothing to do with her being a disgusting, lying, scumbag, but I’ll leave that up to you).
I will cut you, Rush. [Source]
So much anger for this man right now…
Rush Limbaugh is scum. Fuck him and every goddamn thing he says.
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